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Programmer jokes are jokes understood by programmers only. If you are not a geek, please don’t read those since they may leave you disgusted. A couple, for the start:

Liver

Programmer comes to his doctor and says:

- Sir, my liver is aching!

- Strange… works for me.

Code

One programmer to another, after hours of debugging:

- You should document your code!

- Why do you think they call it code?

Shampoo

- Why do programmers wash their hair forever?

- Because the note strictly states:

1. Put the shampoo on your hair and rinse.

2. Repeat the first point.

Shampoo (alternative)

- Why does a lousy programmer wash hair like every average person?

- Because he doesn’t RTFM!

Secure passwords

- What is the best way to create a so called secure password?

- Ask a beginner user to exit vim

Christmas time!

- Why do programmers often mistake Christmas with Halloween?

- Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

And a few sentences for the end…

“Software is like a cathedral, You`re building, building and afterwards… You pray!”

“The day Microsoft makes something that doesn’t suck is the day they start making vacuum cleaners”.